Today’s 5 User Cards With the Worst Grasp of the English Language.
We were just surprised this didn’t say “astrologer.” So many questions. What is that apostrophe for? Why the space between “ur” and “anus”? Also, guys, when objectifying a woman in a flirty ecard, avoid name-checking her sphincter, no matter how transfixing it may be. “SRRY UR SO ;(” LOL! WE BELIEVE YOU MADE THIS MASTERPIECE ALL ALONE AND BY YOURSELF, GENTLE FORLORN CARD WRITER! *Shudder.* We’re used to being disturbed by the rampant grammar and spelling errors on cards, but being capital-S “Slaughtered” and cannibalized is definitely new. Bonus points for the gruesome picture choice. We agree! This amateur psychiatrist is right: rocking back and forth at a steady pace could be a sign of a mental illness. However, the multiple exclamation points, all-caps “CRAZY,” and insistence on using letters and numbers in place of words detracts somewhat from the diagnosis. ????? Don’t stare straight into this card or you will be driven to the depths of madness! ESPECIALLY don’t try to decipher it—you’re not a character in a Dan Brown novel. Plus, it could be some kind of arcane spell that conjures the souleater C’thulu. Yesterday’s Mind-Melting User Card »
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